Help! I need somebody...

OK, so I'm in school, I have finally figured out what I want to do with my life, now I am in a hurry to get down to the business of living. Call it making up for lost time! I know what I want, and I know what I have to do to get it.
Beyond school and my career path, I have known what I want in my personal life for a long time. I want to settle down with an incredible woman, make a home, have babies (four-legged ones, that is!) and live some slightly-altered version of the American dream. Yep, that's right, I want to be a housewife! :) And you may think I'm crazy, but I think it sounds great! Let my partner be the breadwinner! (You didn't think I was getting a degree in photography to be a 9-5er, did you?!) In between cooking and cleaning and laundry, I would have plenty of time to go places and take incredible photos... Especially since Western Oregon has so much so close... There are enough incredible landscapes around here to keep a photographer busy her entire life! And of course, the plan is to sell all these incredible images, so I would be making my financial contribution, as well...
So it sounds like I've got it all figured out, right? What's the problem, you're wondering? I'll tell you...
The problem is that I have a picture in my mind, and I know exactly the life I want to live, but I have, as of yet, been unable to find a woman who shares my vision. There is a void in my family portrait. I know she's out there. I have felt I have come close to finding her, and yet she seems to always be just beyond me...
I have an incredible amount of love to give. I long to find a woman I can really romance and pamper and spoil rotten! I am a little perplexed to find that none of the women I have met in my life seem to be ready for or open to being loved...
I have been learning recently that if I want something, I have to really go out and get it, work for it, and I suppose love is no different. So here's what I'm asking of you, friends... If you think you know an incredible, creative, intelligent, open, bi or lesbian woman who is also ready to find love... I would love to meet her! Yes, maybe it smacks of desperation that I am now seeking to be 'set up', but frankly, life is too short to sit around waiting for love to somehow magically fall from the sky. It just isn't going to happen. And really, can you expect to find anyone of quality at a bar? NO! Online? Not likely. So I'm going the old-fashioned route. I figure if my friends like her, she must be something special, because I have some really awesome friends!
So introduce me, already! That's all I ask... Just an introduction, and I will take care of the rest! (Oh, and redheads rock! Just sayin'!)